Infidelity Neighbourhood(PART 2 OF 3)
Wow! These beach gals are nice and gorgeous!
So, I'm saying, get your butt out of the library and meet those beach gals.
Are they real?
Of course, they are. The above women are not your creations in your mind. They're all real.
By the way, Diane, are you real?
Yes, of course, I am. Don't ask me such a stupid question! Kato, have you been thinking that I am an imaginary creature?
Well... lately, the boundary between imaginary and real things are getting blurry to me.
It's because you're so absorbed in the books, movies and DVDs, in general, and the Net, in particular.
Am I?
Oh yes, no question about that!
If you say so, what about those people who eagerly read my articles about "Biker Babes" and "Diane in Casablanca"?
Where are they?
Look at the following page-view list.
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"Biker Babes" and "Diane in Casablanca" are among the well-read articles on the above Japanese site. Mind you, all the other articles are written in Japanese. Taking into consideration the Japanese unwillingness to handle the articles written in English, I think this is a phenomenal success. Besides, these two articles were posted on the other blogs of the "Denman Syndicate."
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You see... The number of visitors is increasing month by month since I'm working as hard as possible to write interesting stories. Diane, you're helping me a great deal, writing me many pieces of interesting mail and giving me tons of inspiration. This is such a lovely collaboration, I'd say. Furthermore, Diane, look at the following map and list.
People around the world are also reading "Biker Babes" and "Diane in Casablanca." It has been increased to 55 countries from 48 when I showed the map last time.
Kato, are you trying to say that they believe I'm such an ideal figure as Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca"?
Yes, of course.
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Ingrid Bergman ... Can't
take my eyes off of you
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As I told you, Diane, you're now quite popular among the Net surfers in Japan, if not all over the world.
Do you want me to believe this?
Well, next time you're thinking about going abroad, go to Tokyo, instead of London.
Why?
...'Cause you could easily expect a red-carper reception, and they would treat you as if the late Princess Di came into life. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ...
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That would be nice, but I don't like an imaginary way of life.
Imaginary way of life?
I don't like that. I admire your work on the Denman Syndicate, or whatever it is, but you must always face the reality.
I see.
As I told you, don't be afraid of failures! Each time you meet a new woman and attempt to connect, you learn more about yourself, about what you want in a woman, about what you have to offer.
I see.
Kato, do you really understand what I'm saying?
Yes, of course, I do. But you mentioned that good women who actually want a boyfriend seem rare these days for some reason.
Yes, I said that.
You also said, there are lots of good women your age who are quite content without a man.
Yes, I said that, too. It is hard for me to understand this.
I know why lots of good women your age are quite content without a man.
Oh, do you? Tell me Why.
The other day, I read a newspaper article. Diane, read the following excerpt, will you?
Where there's a beach, there are horny people," jokes Symonds, famous for an alleged high-profile affair with celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey.
"It's an epidemic in Vancouver.
It's one of the top five cities in the world to live in, so there's something about success, wealth and standard of living that opens up more opportunities for infidelity."
Symonds now helps women get out of affairs through her websites, Mistresses Anonymous.
She's also currently filming a Slice reality TV show in Vancouver that is described as "Intervention meets Sex and the City."
"There's a reason we're filming the show in Vancouver," she said. "The problem is, for every mistress there's a man cheating on his wife.
There's never a good outcome for anybody.
Most of these (mistresses) want a relationship, a marriage, a family, but they can't do that in an affair."
Her advice for curious husbands who feel stuck in a troubled marriage?
"Keep it in your pants and talk about it with your wife."
Top 10 cheating
neighbourhoods
1. Kitsilano
2. West Vancouver
3. Shaughnessy
4. Burnaby
5. Yaletown
6. Downtown
7. Surrey
8. Richmond
9. New Westminster
10. MacKenzie Heights
SOURCE: AshleyMadison.com
by Matt Kieltyka
matt.kieltyka@metronews.ca
Thurs., May 17, 2012
Hmmm ... quite interesting, isn't it?
Yes, it is. You see, Diane, lots of good women your age are well aware that there are lots of men who feel stuck in a troubled marriage. Mind you, those women are sick and tired of going through another trouble with those men.
So, Kato, you believe that those good women are quite content without a man, don't you?
Yes, I do. Those elderly gals are sick and tired of failures. So the nice and not-so-young women come to the library and would rather feel like being stuck in a computer, instead of a lousy man. He, he, he, he, he...
【Himiko's Monologue】
Yes, some single women are looking for an extramarital activity because most of them are sick and tired of lousy single men.
I understand that single women like me want a relatioinship, a marriage, and a family, but they can't get those in an affair.
The point is, there are so many unhappy husbands who feel stuck in a troubled marriage, and look for a "blue bird" with a single woman.
But those lousy husbands should talk about the problem with their wives in the first place.
However, they seldom do.
This is the cause of all the troubles mistresses have to go through.
Well... I hope Kato will write another interesting article soon.
So please come back to see me.
Have a nice day!
Bye bye ...
(To be followed)