Mari's Bagels (PART 2 OF 3)
So, Diane, you enjoyed the new Helen Lawrence production as well as the Floyd Collins musical, didn't you?
Very much so. I wish you had been with us.
I'd rather not.
Why not?
Well ... the Helen Lawrence play is set in the 1940s---too far back in time. I wasn't born in those days.
You've got be kidding.
Besides, the play is performed for 95 minutes without any intermission.
How do you know, Kato?
I read its promotional pamphlet.
What's wrong with 95-minute performance with no intermission?
I must take a pee sometime in the middle of the performance.
Go to a washroom right before the performance.
Of cource, I would do that, but, to tell you the truth, my bladder is somewhat smaller than the average. I wouldn't be able to stay still for 95 minutes.
No kidding!
Diane, I'm quite serious.
How about the Floyd Collins musical, Kato?
It is based on the death of Floyd Collins near Cave City, Kentucky in the winter of 1925.
So what?
Definitely too far back in time. I wasn't certainly born in those days.
But you viewed "Agora"---an ancient story about Hypasia, a female philosopher, didn't you?
How do you know, Diane?
I happened to read your comment in the library.
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■“Actual Library Catalogue”
"Agora" official trailer
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Look at your long comment in the above. It reads, "The film starts in 391 AD." You were not definitely born in those days of Hypasia. Yet you viewed the movie, didn't you? So, why don't you like to see the Floyd Collins musical?
Well ... Hypasia was a quite attractive and intelligent woman---just like you, Diane.
Kato, don't apple-polish here... So, you're saying that there is no love interest in the Floyd Collins musical, aren't you?
You're telling me, Diane. That's why I don't like to see the Floyd Collins musical.
Then what kind of musical do you like to see?
"A Chorus Line"
A Chorus Line - Finale
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So, you like dancing, don't you?
No, not really.
Then how come you like "A Chorus Line"?
Diane, look at the following video clip.
A Chorus Line "Opening Number"
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What about the above clip?
Did you view the entire clip?
Yes, of course, I did.
Then you should be able to know why I like the above musical.
Kato, I don't like a roundabout talk. Just tell me the reason why you like the above musical.
There are so many lively, attractive and shapely women---just like you, Diane.
Jee... tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk ... you're such an apple polisher!
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