Net Début(PART 1 OF 3)
So, Kato...are you talking about my debut on the Net?
Oh, yes, of course.
Don't be silly, Kato. How could you possibly make my début on the Net?
I've done it already.
Rubbish! You're talking nonsense, Kato!
Well...look at the GOOGLE images search below:
■Google Images Search for
【Diane Kato Himiko's monologue】
At Present
What about the above image search?
Well...you see, Diane...your pretty pictures are spread over the Net.
Only 94 results. You can't say that I've made my début on the Net, can you?
In that case, look at the your favorite toaster in the above list. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ...
What about my favorite toaster?
Well..., your favorite joke is already taken by the Google Web crawler.
Kato, I tried to turn on the microwave oven, but it won't come on.
You know what? The internet is down.
You mean the microwave oven is part of the internet?
Oh, yeah! Everything is now. It'll come on.
You've got toast.
SOURCE: "Net Revolution"
(Thursday, July 14, 2011)
What about the above joke?
Well..., the above joke is jotted down in the "Net Revolution" article written on July 14, and the article has been already in the Google search result.
■Google Search Result for
【"Net Revolution" Diane Kato】
At Present
Are you telling me that you've posted the same article on 151 blogs?
No, not all results are my pages, but more than half the pages in the above list have been posted through the Denman Syndicate.
What is the Denman Syndicate?
I post the same article on a dozen blogs, and my faithful robot posts it automatically on another dozen blogs for me. I call the network of those blogs "Denman Syndicate."
I see...but I wonder if net surfers are actually reading your articles.
Oh, yes, my articles are well read. Look at the list below:
I captured the above screen on July 8. The latest record is the previous day's access record. Take a look at the red-rectangled day, which is July 6. That means, the access data is for the article posted on previous day---July 5.
What is 2183 PV?
2183 stands for 2183 page views. 336 IP stands for 336 IP addresses, that is, 336 visitors on my blog. The figure in the last column says that, on July 5, my blog was on the 2533rd position in terms of the number of visitors out of 1,604,939 blogs in the Japanese GOO group.
So, on July 5, 336 visitors read 2183 pages on your blog, didn't they?
Yes, they did.
What is the title of the article on that day?
Look at the list below:
"Complicated Love" is the title of the article on July 5.
■"Complicated Love"
Subj:Summer is
just around the corner!
From: diane@vancouver.ca
To: barclay1720@aol.com
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:37 pm.
Pacific Daylight Saving Time
Hi Kato,
Well, well, well ... my skinny Socrates!
You ARE a deep thinker, aren't you?
I quite agree that we often waste our time in idle chatter, and I'll be the first to admit I'm guilty on that account myself.
Often, I will ask myself what the best use of my day will be and, for a great part of it, I do manage to accomplish worthwhile activies ... like exercising, time in nature, contact with friends, rest, reading and contemplating ...
BUT there is still wasted slack time that's for sure.
...guess it's a dance we all have to learn---the dance of living a worthwhile life, don't you think?
■"Net Love"
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
I loved the above article ... very thoughtful.
I'm sure that chatroom lovers can eventually learn to love each other, while face-to-face might produce the opposite affect.
But when you think about it, a chatroom lover can't hold your hand, or kiss you or hold you or go with you to a movie very well now, can they?!
Nothing beats a face-to-face even thought there are no guarantees it will work out ... no guarantees either way, so might as well go for the real McCoy, I'd say.
Most chatroom love would be pseudo-love, I'm guessing.
Ah, it's all so very interesting, anyway.
Thanks so much for the above article, kiddo,
Love, Diane ~
SOURCE: "Complicated Love"
You see, Diane...some surfers are interested in what you're talking about on the Net.
I doubt.
How come you're so negative, Diane?
...'Cause, I don't think, not many people are reading the above article.
You're wrong, Diane...On July 5, 336 net surfers read the "Net Revolution" article, which appeared on at least 24 blogs of the Denman Syndicate, if not 151 blogs or web sites shown in the above GOOGLE search result. Let's suppose, 300 people read my article on average. That means, 300 people X 24 blogs = 7,200 people a day. You see, Diane. Quite a few people!
I see.
You see, Diane...in the age of internet, people living thousand miles apart can communicate each other as if they lived next door.
Do you really mean it?
Yes, of course, I do.
Any proof?
Oh, yeah. Look at the screen image below:
(To be continued)